Dialogue

Woman: [Opens the door, comes in] Hey babe. [Closes the door]
Man: ...
W: [Kisses] How was your day?
M: ...
W: I'm dead tired. I slept like 4 hours last night.
M: ...
W: I'm gonna go to bed.
M: ...
W: Come with me babe. I can't sleep like this. I need someone to hold.
M: ...
W: Like you care! Forget it.
M: ...
W: Do you feel this relationship is going anywhere?
M: ...
W: 'Cause I think that you think I'm some kinda dress, that you can try on, and see if it fits, and throw away in the end.
M: ...
W: Are you mad?
M: ...
W: 'Cause I'm saying this only to see your reaction. And "that" reaction, doesn't mean anything!
M: ...
W: That is all you ever do. You just sit there, smoke your stinking cigarettes and stare at me.
M: ...
W: Say something, goddamit!
M: ...
W: You'll never change. You'll stay the same lousy asshole for the rest of your life!
M: ...
W: Aaah! [Slams the door]

[M's rotten corpse slips and falls off the rocking chair]

End?