Question

[Two mall security guards, killing time...]

-Can I ask you something, man?
-Obviously not! Why would I waste my 5 minute break on your blabbers?
-Come on man!
-Shhh. I'm trying to have my moment of Zen here. And don't touch my Coke.
-Please!
-Talk to the hand. Cause the face won't listen!
-It's just a simple question, you douchebag!
-Aaah! Whaaaatever, go ahead.
-Promise you'll answer?
-Yeah.
-You're not calling me a nerd, right?
-Hey! Look at me! Focus!
-What?!
-Will you just ask your goddamn question?
-OK. But don't fret bro, it's nothing serious though...
-Just spit it out!
-Ok, ok! Wait for it... Here it comes....Umm. I guess I forgot.

[Punching and Kicking]

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